My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
All the doctor said was why
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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