just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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