Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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