whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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