We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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