did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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