You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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