Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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