you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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