How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you would pick up someone in the library
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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