If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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