I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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