i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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