I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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