Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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