Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
there was a trapeze. enough said
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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