Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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