was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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