gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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