That's intense
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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