So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I skipped work to stalk him.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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