Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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