i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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