Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
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Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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