We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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