Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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