i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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