sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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