isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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