we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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The convent might be a nice break from real life
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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