My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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