At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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