butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
This is the high leading the old right now
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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