the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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