she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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