remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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