I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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