OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
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He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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