its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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