I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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