The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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