there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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