In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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