what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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