So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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