On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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