"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.