My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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