I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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