I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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