We're like a lot better than the average bears
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!