At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.