he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We have so much sex to catch up on
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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