he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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